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Texting buddy application!
Name:
Age:
Location:
DOB:
Interests:
When can I text you:
Favourite food/tvshow/band/artist/etc:
Texting speed:
How fast you respond:
*************SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX******************
(Source: ellieebear)
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- Now: horny.
- In an hour: horny.
- Tomorrow: horny.
- Next week: horny.
- Next month: horny.
- Sleeping: horny.
- Eating: horny.
- Having sex: horny.
- Accopolypse: horny.
- Dead: horny.
106,165 notes
fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version
alright calm down satan
307,699 notes
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
(Source: sometimelow)
153,948 notes
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
this site is on drugs
this site was built on drugs
(Source: officialswagmom)
